Random thoughts and indiscriminate comments from an ageing mind

Monday, April 19, 2010

This Is A True Story

told in a different way than you may normally hear it but a true story non the less.

I met a man two or three weeks ago and he said "I know what let's do. I'll take a sharp knife and cut a slit in your eye and then use a vacuum pump to suck part of it out. Then I'll put a little piece plastic back in your eye." I said "Hey, that sounds like a great idea. Let's do it." He said "It's probably going to hurt." I said "That's OK" He said "I want you to give me quite a bit of money to do it." I said "That sounds fine to me." And so we met at a predetermined location and time and did it. Then he said "Do you want to do this again in a couple of weeks?" I said "Great".

Some decisions I make, when reduced to the simplest form, don't seem very smart.

2 comments:

  1. Now when you break it down, that really doesn't seem smart. I guess the alternative would be worse though.

    Funny stuff-not that I think you having surgery is funny-but when you write it out like this it is quite comical.

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  2. Lets say you take that "thing" in the post below to trade for said services! It makes seem like a great deal to me =)

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